Homemade Beer

My present to Bobby on his birthday was a Mr. Beer Deluxe Brewing Kit. With Mr. Beer you get the pleasure of brewing your very own ale. However, much like a first time chef, the first batch didn't turn out very well. We just tried it. Here are our thoughts:

1. It wasn't that I made it poorly. I didn't mess up on ingredients I messed up on process. The makeshiftness brewing thing- I think that was it. (Note: his Mr. Beer keg cracked and he used a two gallon water dispenser with a balloon on top to let the beer ferment. This was his friend, Meat Pie's, idea.) -Bobby
   
2. It's like prison hooch. -Bobby
   
3. Why did you make me do that?!??! - Meggie Poo, after taking a sip
4. It's would have had a nice molassessy flavor, if not for the spoilage. It's like "almost there" beer. -Bobby
   
5. I feel like Edison with the light bulb, except, ya know, I didn't invent the light bulb, I'm just making beer in my house. -Bobby

(Note: Yes, that is Jamie Lynn Spears)