It feels like a Monday...

How do you know you need another day of the weekend? You look at the word "union" and think it's "onion" spelled wrong. Oye! As my officemate said: I need to "clear out the cob webs".

Speaking of onions, my father sent me this gem of an article from The Onion: Michael Phelps returns to SeaWorld.

Apparently, after his Disney World trip, he couldn't stay away from his "true calling" among aquatic legends like "Shamu". The article states that "one stunt called the 'Flying Medal' will begin with Phelps' 14 gold medals being suspended above the water... If Phelps is wearing all 14 medals at the end of the stunt the swimmer will be rewarded with a whole pizza and a pound of cooked enriched pasta."

In other news, Google Chrome launches today. It's about time they came up with a Google Broswer. Check out this introduction from Google itself. Pretty cool. I'm ancy to play with it!

And finally, because I love animals and stuff, I bring you the story of Christian the Lion below. It's been reported on by many outlets, but I wanted to share. To view a longer version, search YouTube and there are a few options. If you don't cry once while watching this you may want to pinch yourself to make sure you can still feel feelings.

**Note: My sister, Skelator, is the reason I found Christian the Lion, this sweet sweet animal.